Friendship and The Art of Using Profaninties

It is an art that has been perfected by Eman and I-It happens on a daily basis in the midst of our most mundane conversations. This is a staple in our daily lives and has apparently become as necessary as water is to all human beings. It is the way we express our love for each other; instead of thank you we tell each other to fuck off and insult each of our mothers in the most inappropriate ways imaginable. Below is an example of this-A bit of a censored one just in case our mothers stumble upon this one day -Perhaps I shall keep a record of this and show it to my grandchildren one day if they ever ask me what true friendship is really all about.

Eman says:
Do you remember the site you used?

Norma says:
Fuck my life

Norma says:
I don’t know but this is getting annoying now

Norma says:
The same site you would look for tickets-Expedia… Kayak-One of those shit sites

Eman says:
Your mother

Norma says:
Your mother

Norma says:
Your acting like you have a squirrel up your ass

Eman says:
fuuuuuuuuuuccccck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Eman says:
You’re the dick face

Eman says:
You’re the one putting a voice to my writing -You’re probably putting an asshole voice to it

Norma says:
No I’m putting my aunt’s voice to it

Norma says:
Like when? What? How?

Norma says:
I need to know this now!

Norma says:
3 months before we go!

Eman says:
I knew it

Eman says:
Of course you’re gonna get pissed if you put your aunt’s voice to it

Eman says:
You dick

Eman says:
I’m typing with Muppet baby voice

Norma says:
ok

Eman says:
And you’re reading it like Hitler

Norma says:
I take it back then

Eman says:
Thats right

Eman says:
A.K.A "I’m sorry"

Eman says:
I’ll accept it

Norma says:
FUCK YOU

Eman says:
lol

Norma says:
I’m not saying I’m sorry

Eman says:
Shut up

Norma says:
You shut up

Eman says:
Take it back = I’m sorry for being a dick

Eman says:
Shut up its ok for me to win one its ok
Don’t worry you wont melt